Funny SMS

Ranjha: main tumhary pyar me barbad ho gya,ruswa ho gya, zalil-o-khwar ho gya. Heer: Te… LANTIYA main kerri Software Engineer ban gye aan = =:-P

2 girls in train 1st: tmhy kesa husbnd chahyie ) 2nd: crorepati 1st: agr crorepati na mila tou?? ) 2nd: tou 50 lakh k 2 chalen gy 1st: agr wo na mily tou?? ) 2nd: phr 25 lakh k 4 chalengy. Upar birth pe laita larka bola: ( ) ( Jb ye 1000 rupay pe […]

Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do. . . . . . Husband: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ye Lo Gold leaf

Ek larkay ne ufone helpline pe cal ki.. Girl: assalam o alaikum ufone helpline ji farmaiye sir… Boy: kya ap muj se shadi karna chahti hain? Girl: g ap ne ghalat numbr dial kar diya hai.. Boy: nai ap bataayen ap muj se shadi karien gi? Girl: g main shadi mai interested nai houn.. Boy: […]

Girl:bhai samosy achy nai baney hein aaj, Kal waly achy thy . Samosy wala:kya bat kr rhi ho baji ? Ye kal waly he to hein

Ap k Lye jan kon de skta hy? Slct Any No 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Plz Reply Mat Karna Pagl Tumyn Ghar Me Koi 2sri Dafa Daal   Ni Deta jan khaak dey ga:p …

Pappu ki Maa: “Pappu meri juti lab day. ” Smart Pappu after 5 mins . opened google.com and typed ” baibay di khabbay pair di jutti” ;)8-) Google replied: Ae google ae…… Teri baibay da Vehra ni!!!!:-D …

1 Aadmi Ne akhbaar main add Dekha: Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo. Wo Us Address Pe Gaya, Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi, Wahan 2 Larko Se Us Add K Bary Main Pucha Unho Ne Gun Nikaal K Kaha: Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha, Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja k Naya […]

‘Pathan Ne Cycle Se Aik Aadmi K0 Takkar Maar Di Aur B0la: Aap B0ht Lucky H0, Aadmi: W0h Kesy? Pathan: Aaj Humara Chutti Hai, Nahi T0 Hum Truck Chalata Hai.. …