Jokes SMS

The importance of number 4 in our life! 4 dina ka pyar o rabba badi lambi judai… 4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat 4 kitabein toh parh li, Ab 4 paise bhi kama lo.. Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me izzat hy Ye bat 4 log sunegay to kya kahegay 4 din to ghar […]

Husband: aadhi raat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga ke bola… Ghut ghut ke marna sahi hai, ya fir ekdum se mar jana? Biwi: ekdum se mar jana accha hota hai!! Husband: to apni dusri taang bhi mujhpe rakh de aur kissa khatam kar mera.