Husband: aadhi raat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga ke bola…
Ghut ghut ke marna sahi hai, ya fir ekdum se mar jana?

Biwi: ekdum se mar jana accha hota hai!!

Husband: to apni dusri taang bhi mujhpe rakh de aur kissa khatam kar mera.

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