Tere ishq ne sarkaari daftar bana diya dil ko, Na koi kaam karta hai, Na koi baat sunta hai. …

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay?? Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye: Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad. Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho. Apni pehan de walima tey nahi. Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si. …

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya, . Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola: . Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun, Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai. Murghon ki Union ka President hun” . Murghi: Main […]

Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi, Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi …

Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing.. . . Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing.. . . Abhi Aap Chotey Ho Is Liye.. “Some Text Missing”..:-D

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass… Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!! . . Students ka sufiana kalam …

Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai Warna Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay …

Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai Faraz.. . Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr, He went to eat it, But On the way he saw a keeri, He left the Gurr & went with keeri. MORAL: *Gurr nalo ishq mitha* …

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli, “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye. …

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne, Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne! Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k, Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne! Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya, Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne! Sardiyan aaeen to […]

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain.. Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha, Wah Wah Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha.. Tere msgs nai aa rahey Kya baat hai bacha??? …

Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon, Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon. …

Ek sal es ko bholny may lag hi jai ga Phir ye bhi soch lo ke bahi pora sal hy …

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein… Dukandar : Memory Card Hy? Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya …

Bohat es ko bulata ho bohat samjhta ho lekin ye aeyny may betha shaks baher kuin nay ata …

Band kar lety hy awarah hawa muthi may phir hawa may isay taqseem karty hay …

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko, Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko. …

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 😉 Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 🙂 Teacher shocked…

Taluq jordtey ya tord dety kahani ko koi tu mord dety …