Funny Poetry

Apni zoja ke ta’aruf main kaha ik shakhs ne Dil se un ka mo’taraf hun main zabani hi nahi Chaye bi achi banati hai meri begham mager Munh bnane mein tu un ka koi saani hi nahi  

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai. Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon, Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon, Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa […]

khudi ko kar garam itna khudi ko kar garam itna kai sardi anay say pahlay kai sardi anay say pahlay khuda banday say khud pochay ? ? ? bata teri razai kaha hai …  

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:- Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye, Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye, Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi […]

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai Is Dais […]

Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana?.. Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain?. Wo Bachiyan Phasana?. Wo Hasna Hasana?. Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana?. Teachrz Ki Hatana? Wo Punishment Milna?.. Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana?. Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana?.. Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey […]

kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh ?unique? hai main ne kaha ke ?Bazm-e-Naaz? us ne kaha ke ?Kya kaha? main ne kaha ke ?Kuchh nahin? us ne kaha ke ?Theek hai? pankhhay ki ruki nabz chalaane kay liye aa kamre ka bujha balb jalaane kay liye aa tamheed-e-judaai […]

pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya iqrar bhi kiya magar na mila pyar na aetbar na izhar sirf mili haar aur jhooton ki maar …

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha, Zra Gour farmaiyega. Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha. Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..! …

padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai.. wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai …

Aao Shehedon Sair Karein Tumko Pakistan Ki Jisky Khatir Tumny Lakhon Janey Qurban Ki Na Nabi Ka Farman Na Laaj Rakhi Rehman Ki Khud Ko Kaha Muslim Hum Ny Or Harkat Ki Shaitan Ki Bandh Kr Jism Par Bomb Lakhon Masomon Ki Janli Na Jung Ourat Ki Na Jung Kisi K Maal Ki Lakhon Janey […]

Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley Raz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta Hai Asey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey ?Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai? …

Dil Bana To Deewane Bane Sharab Bani To Mekhane Bane Kuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein Bhi Yoonhi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane ….

Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek Bhool Tohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool …

Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na Bhar Mohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na Lar Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Kar Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar …

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley Kiya Jaaney Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kiya Jaaney Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Larrki Ko Pataney Main Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larrki Ka Baap Kiya Jaaney ? Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar Hum Guzre Un Ki […]

Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Ghalib Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega

Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho Taj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai Mager Har Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho …

A Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se Warna Setting […]

Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay Aik Nah Kafi Thi Her Muskil Se Bachne Ke Liye Hum Ko Han Ka Faislaa Who Ehmaqana Yaad Hay Ghar Jise […]